How to work without lights
Apu and Nasher's two friends work in the same office. Apu: Dude, I haven't been on leave for a long time. I got short of breath while working. But the boss will not give leave at all. Nasser: Hmmm. I also got short of breath. But I can take leave from the boss, see? Nasser got up on the table and started hanging on a rod coming out of the roof. After a while the boss came. Boss: What a mess! Why are you hanging "Sir, I'm light, so I'm hanging on," said Nasser in a very normal manner. The boss frowned.
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