Her Green Alien

Her Green Alien desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it



Her Green Alien desired a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.



Her Green Alien often carried a little monkey to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be sublime. A little monkey is the thing to select.



Her Green Alien had a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. A bag of poop being the thing opted for.



Her Green Alien desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.



Her Green Alien always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to choose.