A Good Explanation Of Marketing Strategies.

A PROFESSOR EXPLAINS MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at the party. 

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!

That's direct marketing.

2. You're at the party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. 

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!". 

That's advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me!". 

That's telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. 
You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride
and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - 

That's public relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 

She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?" 

That's brand recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's customer feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She introduces you to her husband. 

That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. will you
marry me?" and she goes with him. 

That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and before you
can say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives.

That's restriction for entering new markets.

Funny but brilliantly submitted by Marketing Ideas.